Check out BigJournalism’s Retracto the Correction Alpaca’s theme song!
Hilarious.
Check out the lyrics after the jump…
Retracto
The ass says he doesn’t have a horse in this race
But Retracto knows he does now he’s got egg on his face
The donkeys on the left got owned by a kid
They can say it was a crime but Retracto knows what he did
Retracto
The Correction Alpaca
Retracto
He’s comin’ at ya
The story’s gonna come out whether they like it or not
If they told it like it is they wouldn’t be in this spot
Lyin’ to the people gets a psychotic reaction
But Retracto calls them out now they’re makin’ retractions
Retracto
The Correction Alpaca
Retracto
He’s comin’ at ya
We need the news not projection
Or he’s gonna demand a correction
We need the news not projection
Or he’s gonna demand a correction
Retracto
The Correction Alpaca
Retracto
He’s comin’ at ya
