Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

So, Iranian Punch will be served to Western Powers on Thursday, according to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

Well Shah.

I have just received word that they will not be serving punch, but rather, will be serving a punch to the West.

“The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman (February 11) in a way that will leave them stunned.”

Well, I’m not entirely sure when the 22nd of Bahman is…so I would like to thank Breitbart for clearing that up…

Apparently, Thursday is the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution in Iran…so we’ll see what the Religion of Peace has to offer.

Maybe they will serve punch…

While I think that this is something serious–can you tell?–Graham Enos isn’t worried:

“I bet its just a super intricate fireworks show.”

Boy howdy, if anything goes down, there are going to be fireworks, let me tell you.

Read–Breitbart

URGENT UPDATE:

I have just been informed that the punch will leave the west stunned.

Roofies.

Don’t drink the punch.